Meet Whopper, who came to us with horrible burns on his back, and was so named for both the Burger King drive-thru where he was found and the impression he made on the techs when they neutered him. Our attempts to treat his burns with topicals came up short, so we greenlit the vets to correct the problem. On the one hand, it was more expensive. On the other, it worked, and chicks dig scars. Whopper.