In today's version of “If you need something done fast, ask someone who's stupid busy”, we present Troubles, a tortie kitten stuck on the concrete guardrail of the 180W to 41S overpass since last Wednesday.
11:15. Receive FB message from Troubles Villa with photos.
12:10. Arrive onsite and call CHP to stop traffic.
12:15. Arrive at location from 41N. Set hazards, construct cardboard carrier, grab a towel and hop over concrete barrier.
12:20. Hold towel over plastic and carefully remove pieces looking for little one as cars whiz by.
12:21. Find little one, drop towel over her, bundle her up and stuff her in the carrier. Take photos for FB flex.
12:35. Walk-in to go to vet with ragamuffin. Stress over name. Decide to call her Troubles. Greenlight snap test, exam, vaxxes and fixing.
12:50. Apply for entry into Stephanie Yeats Cymanski's Finishing School for Wayward Torties. Secure approval.
1:30. Post FB flex and eat…